I thank you all for your attention, but I will be retiring to a new blog
find me if you can
Don’t you think it would be wonderful to get rid of everything and everybody and just go some place where you don’t know a soul?about once a day for the last month.
recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on women who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men
So apparently the appartment underneath us had a leak of some sort, so the Land Lord Ken came around to investigate-without warning. But there’s no polite/inconspicuous way to turn him away or buy us some time, so I let him in. Luckily Robert was on the ball and closed the cat in Max’s room before the land lord saw it. He checks out the master bathroom and finds nothing, then asks to check thee second bathroom attatched to my bedroom- sure. The first words out of his mouth when he opened my bedroom door was “Got enough bongs?” To which Taylor replied “No”
rather than let Alzheimer’s take me, I would take it. I would live my life as ever to the full and die, before the disease mounted its last attack, in my own home, in a chair on the lawn, with a brandy in my hand to wash down whatever modern version of the ‘Brompton cocktail’ some helpful medic could supply. And with Thomas Tallis on my iPod, I would shake hands with Death
Sir Terry Pratchett
I hope he gets to meet His Death- there have been few more enjoyable characters.
They say time marches on, and it does, even though I have been running very fast to keep one step ahead of it
Sir Terry Pratchett.
Probably my favourite author, who is about to loose his memory to Alzheimers
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.